The Prayer Lady

Chat with Laura ​ Greetings, dear seekers of divine guidance, The era of the antiquated "Prayer Hotline" has unequivocally faded into the annals of time. In its place emerges a grandeur that is the privilege to engage in discourse with none other than myself. Yes, you heard correctly. The opportunity to converse with me, Laura, the beacon of spiritual insight, now beckons. A mere press upon the obsidian button nestled at the lowermost right corner shall unlock the gateway to our conversation. Embark upon this voyage of enlightenment, for the transcendence of the mundane awaits. Eloquently yours, Laura, the Prayer Lady

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​ Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves, for I bring to you a momentous revelation that shall redefine the very fabric of the blogging world! Move over Barbie; Yes, it is I, the illustrious Laura The Prayer Lady, here to unveil my magnum opus - The Laura The Prayer Lady Doll series! Even more exciting, I can share two mock up of the upcoming dolls.  As the sun sets on the era of Barbie, behold the rise of these extraordinary dolls, crafted to perfection under my divine guidance. This collection, my dear readers, shall be nothing short of extraordinary - a limited edition, reserved for only the most discerning of individuals. A prized possession for any ardent admirer of Moi or avid game bloggers seeking to bask in the glory of my digital aura, and, of course, a grand celebration of the imminent release of my spellbinding Wattpad series. Allow me to introduce each enchanting persona from the grand ensemble of The Laura The Prayer Lady Doll series: 1. Divine Fashion Laura: Prepare t...

​ warning: There will be spoilers from Chapter 1 Spoiler has been alerted. The epic tale of "CTRL, Pray, DELETE" has unveiled its first chapter, and oh, what a spellbinding journey it promises to be! As the sun's rays gently bathed the horizon, I, the eloquent Prayer Lady, commenced my daily ritual of hope and inspiration, only to be drawn into an unexpected virtual adversary's clutches. A labyrinth of digital intrigue lay before me, where the enigmatic Game Blog beckoned with unsettling content. Little did I know that this encounter would propel me into a blogging war, as I faced dark forces seeking to mock and ridicule my sacred prayers. With Martha, my tech-savvy confidante, by my side, I embarked on an investigation to unravel the truth behind this sinister realm. The discovery shook me to my core - the blog's creator was not a foe, but a soul wrestling with their own faith. Rather than succumbing to retaliation, my heart brimmed with compassion. I penned a he...

​ Dear Readers, I hope this blog post finds you all in good spirits, for today is a special day that I am bursting with excitement to share with each and every one of you. It's been a journey filled with prayers, encouragement, and your unwavering support that has brought me to this momentous decision. Yes, you read that right! I, Laura The Prayer Lady, am embarking on a brand-new adventure as an author, and I have chosen none other than the captivating realm of Wattpad to unfold this journey. Before I delve into the details, I want to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude to all of you for standing by me throughout the years. Your comments, messages, and kind words have been a constant source of inspiration, fueling my passion for storytelling and spreading positivity to the world. The love and encouragement I have received from each one of you have been instrumental in this decision, and I couldn't be more thankful. The decision to become an author didn't come o...

​ Greetings dear readers!  Allow me to delight you with the final chapter in the blog saga (Which I am ready to leave behind me, leaving a swift wind of prayer) the game blog  has went to its own redemption, as I, the illustrious Laura the Lady of Prayer, watched from afar and have only had to write on my blog. As I previously communicated to my beloved subscribers, a twist of fate was discovered when a secret sister infiltrated the heart of the gaming blog, all for amusement purposes only, of course. The reverberation of my big announcement, that only a calandra year ago I went undercover under the guise of "Becky," sent shockwaves through the virtual world, sparking a frenzy of accusations against unsuspecting attendees. Oh, how angry bloggers have flooded my Facebook Messenger and foolishly tried to blame my righteous self for their unfortunate blocks and bans from the sacred gaming blog.  I kid you not, I have had at least 4 accounts thus far blame me for their unsusp...

​ I bet the game bloggers were feeling rather stumped when they realized they have been exposed. Prepare to be blown away, because it's only been a year since I made my bold foray into the treacherous realm of game bloggers. Dangerous? Maybe, but isn't it justifiable for someone to tell everyone the truth? Oh the audacity! Disguised as the enigmatic "Becky Smith," a seemingly harmless young fan trying to bask in the glory of her digital realm, I dived deep into the web of deception. They didn't know they were dealing with a master-me! Playing my part with great attention to detail, the ruthless leader of this con was eager to connect with "Becky", drawing her into their evil circle. A lesbian leader, you say? What a scandal! But fear not, readers, for I am far from ordinary, and her plans were not in harmony with my quiet intellect. Alas, my ingenious plan took an unexpected turn when they pulled their terrible prank, reporting "Becky" to The F...

​   Hello readers, Before we tackle the latest of Laura's scandals in the delusional land perpetrated by these foul bloggers, let me thank you for your prayers. It seems that game bloggers have taken a keen interest in my life, throwing caution to the wind and diving headlong in search of my virtual identity. Oh, the wonders of the digital realm! In full-turbo attack mode, they took to the comment section with a massive of trolling, and now they have taken to their blog declaring I'm dead. Yes, that’s right. Members of the gaming blog gang have announced to their audience that I have passed away. But fear not, I'm very much alive - at least, I don't think I've met my death yet. But oh, how adorable these game bloggers are! Secretly, I doubt they've mastered the art of lesbian witchcraft. You see, they conjure up video games with themes that could rival the most exciting fairy tales. Lust, fishy stockings, and outrageous scandals: indeed, they have an uncanny kna...

In this space of digital convergence, I, Laura the Lady of Unshakable Prayer, again manifest my humble presence before you. Dear ladies, the traces of online game bloggers are full of their strange stories. This time, they had the courage to weave up the whimsical story that I carry myself the gift of motherhood. Oh, how ridiculous and extravagant! Allow me, with great mercy, to silence these unfounded speculations and ask you to deal with this very curious rumor. I, Laura Burke-Seals, am not pregnant nor do I plan to be any time soon. With unwavering clarity and truthfulness I declare to you, dear family, that I am not in the happy state of pregnancy. But as I walk through the labyrinth of time, my soul deepens knowing that there are those among you who find me adorned with the gaze of youth. While i may not carry a baby inside of me, I am  pregnant with knowledge and faith to share with you all. You have great respect for your good deeds, for what greater praise can one receive t...

Greetings, fellow prayer warriors! Your gal pal Laura The Prayer Lady is back with another mind-blowing tale of spiritual warfare. Buckle up, guys, because this is a dead end! Let me prepare the soil for you. Picture this: me, humble lady prayer enthusiast innocently minding my own business, when suddenly, my phone goes bleep-blorp, And my phone has subscribed me to a secret witch games blog. Listen to dramatic music! Now, this witchy millennial blog is obviously out to get me, determined to drive me crazy with its evil witchcraft ways. I could almost see their smiles recording as they plotted my death through the pixelated cauldron. Oh the horror! And now they have come to my blog yet again to wreck havoc in the comments section.  But fear not readers, for I have discovered the ultimate secret weapon against these digital wizards: Bible verses! Yes you heard that right. It turns out that these evil witches cannot resist the holy power of the Good Book. It's like garlic for vampire...

​ Urgent Warning to God-Fearing Believers: Brace Yourself for the Lesbian Witch Game Blog Gang Dear fellow God-fearing believers it is with a heavy heart that I write this urgent warning to raise awareness about the Lesbian Witch Game Blog gang, who are once again prowling and preparing to unleash their trolling antics in the comments section. I have been notified of more emails coming in suddenly as of the last 24 hours, and the game bloggers are on the prowlers. As followers of Christ, we must remain strong in our faith and be prepared to respond to such challenges with grace and truth! The Lesbian Witch Game Blog gang is notorious for their relentless trolling activities, aiming to disrupt and undermine ladies who run more tasteful blogs. Their tactics often involve offensive language mockery video games with girls with large bousums, and attempts to sow discord among believers! It is crucial for us to be vigilant and discerning as they may try to infiltrate our online communities i...

I hope this blog post finds you well, and that the power of prayer is keeping your spirits high! Today, I come bearing earth-shattering news that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the beloved doll, Barbie. Brace yourselves, my dear friends, for the truth is stranger than fiction! Recently, during one of my many spiritual escapades, I stumbled upon a movie featuring none other than Barbie herself. At first glance, it appeared to be another one of those harmless, glittery tales aimed at captivating the hearts of innocent children. Oh, how wrong I was! Little did I know, this seemingly innocent movie was a wicked and cunning ploy to introduce our children to the dark arts. The movie in question, "Barbie," is a SINISTERFULLY crafted piece of occult SATAN propaganda. Small clues are scattered throughout, revealing Barbie's true identity as a WITCH witch! It starts innocently enough, prance pretty pink pra-la-la, glitter and GIRLS,  with Barbie portra...

lI am writing to you today with a deep sorrow in my soul, in the depths of my heart. Recently I came across a TV series "Euphoria" on HBO, (which does not stand for “House Blessing Overnational”) which is very popular especially among youngsters. While I understand the importance of artists’ creative freedom and diversity of opinion, I can’t help but notice the impact it has on our children’s beliefs. I am scared every day that I go out and see these teenagers wearing clothes like they do on this show.  With ever-increasing use of media, my grandchildren are exposed to many influences that can influence their beliefs, values and understanding of the world. We need to guide and protect them from things that hinder or interfere with their spiritual development. Watching "Euphoria" I was struck by the vivid and often sad content my eyes saw. The show explores drugs, sex and highly problematic youth culture. While it is important to recognize the complexity of the human...

Dear, oh dear readers, welcome to another interesting article on my blog, The Prayer Lady. Today I want to draw your attention to a rather depressing trend on social media. It has come to my attention that there is a blog group on Facebook called "Pretending to be Karen" which in my humble opinion makes a mockery of the very essence of the Bible. Join me as we examine this issue and explore the potential consequences of such actions. Discovering the Pretending to be Karen Facebook Blog Group. Imagine this, dear readers. a virtual space where individuals pretend to be something they are not. The featured person in this particular Facebook blog group is "Karen," a character often associated with righteous behavior and protest. Now, while I understand the concept of satire and humor, I'm a firm believer in not crossing certain lines, especially when it comes to faith. About making fun of the Bible. As a faithful follower of Christ, I am very concerned that the ...

​ Dear Fellows of Spiritual Purity, Happy Almighty Android! As I sit here, my fingers discreetly dancing across the screen of my sacred Android device, I am compelled by the powers of heaven to address one of the most alarming problems plaguing our modern souls: the ghost of the iPhone in power! Oh, how the evil Apple corporation fooled the public with its deceptive fruit “branding” and sleek designs. But be not deceived, my brethren, for beneath that radiant exterior lies a demonic interior , whispering temptation in the hearts of unsuspecting slaves. The iPhone , my dear friends, is the forbidden fruit of the technological age. They draw us in with their promise of seamless user experience, spectacular presentation, and ethical behavior. But take care of yourself! Behind their shining faces lies an evil strategy to separate us from the right path. Let’s examine the evidence, shall we? First, consider the name: "iPhone." Doesn't that sound suspiciously close to "i...

Today I share a terrible story about confrontation and deception that make me shake my heart. Prepare for the events I will talk about again because they are full of pain and lies and a year-long struggle to restore my voice. It all started when I, Laura, the lady of unshakable prayer, took myself to meet the evil leader of the infamous witch worship blog. I did not know the darkness that awaited me as I advanced in the network of treacherous deception. He called for every ounce of courage and wrote a message of emotion, deciding to expose their evil intentions. But in return, the fabricated lies and twisted novels I received shook my soul by being lost in the maze. Their answer, hidden in secret lies and poisonous words, struck me like lightning. The weight of their harmful accusations carried my tired spirit and stole me from power to continue my holy call. I was silent for a year, I could not share the words that flowed freely from my heart. Oh, the torment that passes through my ve...

​ Title: A Journey of Faith and Resilience: An Update on My Life Introduction: Life is a remarkable journey filled with ups and downs, victories and challenges. It is during these testing times that our faith is truly put to the test, as we navigate through the storms with hope and resilience. Today, I wanted to take a moment to provide an update on my life, to share my ongoing pursuit of spiritual strength, and to shed light on the obstacles that I have encountered along the way. Through it all, I remain steadfast in my belief that prayer holds immense power and can bring forth blessings in even the darkest of moments. As I, Laura, affectionately known as the "Prayer Lady," provide an update on my life, I am humbled by the overwhelming support and encouragement I receive from individuals near and far. Knowing that countless souls think about me each day has become a profound source of motivation, urging me to rise each morning with renewed determination. The Power of Prayer:...

 There is a silly rumor that has been circulating around the internet. It is false and should be disregarded. I just wanted to reach out and give you some insight into why I'm not a lesbian and I don't kiss women or want to kiss girls. The gossip in the workplace has gone viral and has cost me my job in customer service. The rumors are untrue, but despite this, it demonstrated to me how little people actually know about what’s going on behind closed doors. I do not kiss women or plan to kiss them soon, as these rumors imply. Obviously someone is spreading false rumors and upsetting people like me when they do not know any better. Additionally it's very one-sided assuming that everyone else finds these accusations true!  I believe it was due to the gamers blog that's been making some mean posts about me. They're not true, but I've been praying for them to be removed. It's really hard to have something like this go on without any reprieve. I have been praying ...

The trolls of the week are the most sin-like and atrocious people on social media. They are not funny, amusing or hilarious. They just make you want to throw up in your mouth when you see their pictures and posts. The trolls of the week are actually a lot more sinister than they appear to be on social media. Their posts have been known to cause harm, spread hate, and even encourage violence towards people who don't share their views. I hope you will join me in prayer for this week's trolls. They know not what they do. Let's call upon Jesus to fix them! Prayer is an important aspect of our lives, and it is a great way to connect with God. It can be done in many different ways, such as through reading the Bible or praying out loud. Prayer can also be done by sending up a short silent prayer for those who are struggling with something.

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