WARNING-- INTERNET TROLLS USE VILE LANGUAGE
I have been writing for a while and I have seen many people comment on my blog. I usually love the feedback but sometimes it is not so good. This week, I got some really mean comments from people who are trying to silence us.
The devil is the ultimate deceiver, and his main goal is to make people doubt their faith. He does this by using people to try and attack our faith. These silly internet writers are just the devil in disguise. They are trying to attack the faith of others by making up lies about this blog.
The internet is full of trolls. They are a pain to deal with and you will find them in any social media platform. However, the worst part is that they are also found in blogs and other websites. They have no shame and will do anything to silence others - even if it means being mean or rude.
Trolls of the Week showcases the worst of the them. It highlights some of the most popular trolls on social media and blogs using screenshots, quotes, and links for context.
Hi I have just read these comments and I can't believe it, only the other day I fell in sinful mud but then I saw my husband and his LOVER I tried to wash the mud off me but then my hairdryer blew up and my hair was singed, I ended up picking a horrible outfit and then when I confronted them they laughed at me. What do I do? Do I endure or make them pay?
ReplyDeleteEndureeeeeeee
DeleteYOU PAY HER 5.99 FOR A PRAYER HOSS
DeleteYou must endure mud child.
DeleteDIVORCE OR ELSE GET PREGANTE!!!
DeleteDivorce
DeletePee in mouth!
DeleteMy fiancé is almost home and I am covered in fish bones and 9 months pregnant
DeleteGet in ehre shugah. 🐟
DeleteChoose to become pregnant
DeleteI was watching a girl twirl a hoolahoop with her ass, she even said Hi, but then a zombie attacked me! She saved me and now we are sheltered together during the zombie apocalypse! Praise to Jeebus!
DeleteButt cheeks
DeleteEndure
DeleteProverbs 22:15 says "Folly is bound up in the heart of a boy, but the rod of discipline drives it far away." We must ENDURE at all costs and CAST OUT these filthy, mud-covered SINNERS!!! Christ HATES SINNERS so we must get rid of ALL of them via DEATH!!!!!!!1one! I personally will be calling their MANAGERS to let them all know that So many people complain these days that there are too many slots games in the market. If you don't hit a SINGLE JACKPOT after 10 spins, PLEASE DELETE IT!!!! If you have to top up right after downloading it, PLEASE DELETE IT! If you have to watch ads to get the jackpot PLEASE DELETE IT!!!11! If you have any experiences like the above, please trust me. You have to try VEGA$ FRIENDS! It's entirely different from all the other mobile slots every new player gets 2 MILLION FREE COINS for logging in! And millions more for every 15 minutes they spend playing the game. TWO guaranteed jackpot every time you get 10 free games BONUSES UP TO 1 BILLION!!1 Three SUPER HIGH payouts without spending a single penny, nor having to watch any ads. I've already put the download button at the bottom of this video! Hurry up and try it! Claim 2 million free coins!
DeleteAnd I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you pesky Christian bloggers!
ReplyDelete-The devil in disguise
NOT THIS WEEK DEVIL!!
DeletePerhaps next week, Jason?
DeleteNext week is fine!! After 12:45. Long lunches.
DeleteOh Oh oHh can i be featured as troll of the week next time. PLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I don’t get to wear black pants with my black and purple shroud and matching Nikes before we drink the coolaid and wait on the comet to hit the earth? Or do I have to wear a black skirt? Just asking ahead of time so I can be prepared. ☄️
ReplyDeleteEndure!!
ReplyDeleteGod has spoken;
ReplyDeleteHe said to Endure all life’s punishments or get a shack to live in during the winter and use a hammer to fix the toilet.
Make them regrat!
DeletePlz answer my calls hot mama. I know you ain't cheap but I'm willing to pay.
ReplyDeleteYou all go to hell! Gay hell of course! Because gay is a pain! SINNERS!! Please don’t remove me!
ReplyDeleteAnd on the 7th day, God ENDURED. Amen.
ReplyDeleteHLEP HER
ReplyDeletePee on them
ReplyDeleteHLEP I WANT TO BE SAVED FROM MUD GIRL
ReplyDeleteI prayed to god, and a a result I GOT TEN BILLION COINS FOR PRAYING TO THE ONE DOWN BELOW!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
ReplyDeleteOriginally yes, because the first god had a hard hat and was very angry... Until i PRAYED TO THE GOD BELOW 😍♥️😁😍♥️😁
DeleteI must’ve clicked the wrong link… I had to spend money…
DeleteCan I ask you something? Why is your god real, and not any other deity? What makes your god so special? And why do you think you're entitled to force your beliefs on others?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytiume, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
ReplyDeleteWell, that escalated quickly
DeleteWut
DeleteThank you for your service
Deletewoah take it easy man
DeleteDick, is that you?
DeleteI can't think of anything to comment, so here's a cinnamon roll recipe:
ReplyDeleteIngredients
For the Dough:
1 cup whole milk
one 1/4-ounce packet active dry yeast (2 1/2 teaspoons)
1/4 cup plus 1/4 teaspoon granulated sugar
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted, plus more for the bowl
1 large egg yolk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more if needed
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
For the Filling:
All-purpose flour, for dusting
12 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for the pan
1/2 cup granulated sugar
3 tablespoons ground cinnamon
For the Glaze:
2 cups confectioners' sugar
1/3 cup heavy cream
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
Directions
Make the dough: Warm the milk in a medium saucepan over low heat until it reaches about 100. Remove from the heat and sprinkle in the yeast and 1/4 teaspoon sugar (don't stir). Set aside until foamy, 5 minutes. Whisk in the melted butter, egg yolk and vanilla.
Whisk the flour, the remaining 1/4 cup sugar, the salt and nutmeg in the bowl of a stand mixer. Make a well in the center and pour in the yeast mixture. Mix on low speed with the dough hook until thick and slightly sticky. Knead on medium speed until the dough gathers around the hook, 6 minutes. (Add up to 2 more tablespoons flour if necessary.)
Remove the dough and shape into a ball. Butter the mixer bowl and return the dough to the bowl, turning to coat with butter. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 1 hour 15 minutes.
Roll out the dough, fill and cut into buns (see instructions below). Butter a 9-by-13-inch baking pan; place the buns cut-side down in the pan, leaving space between each. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 40 minutes. Preheat the oven to 325.
Bake the buns until golden brown, about 35 minutes. Cool in the pan 15 minutes. Meanwhile, make the glaze: Sift the confectioners' sugar into a bowl, then whisk in the cream and melted butter. Transfer the buns to a rack and spoon the glaze on top while still warm.
How to Form Cinnamon Buns
1. On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough into a 12-by-14-inch rectangle with the longer side facing you.
2. Spread with the softened butter, leaving a 1/2-inch border on the far long edge. Mix the sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle over the butter.
3. Brush the unbuttered far edge with water. Roll the dough away from you into a tight cylinder and press on the long edge to seal.
4. Cut the cylinder with a sharp knife to make 6 equal-size buns.
Wow this was delicious thank you
DeleteWhen life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
ReplyDeleteIn the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Tibet , the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories
ReplyDeleteI fucking bawled over this one
DeleteThe recipe for the licorice is as follows all recipes are for 1 gallon
ReplyDelete1 banana chopped including peel
15 licorice tea bags
1 package of licorice or anise flavored hard candies
4 cups sugar
Juice of 1 lemon
1/2 packet Lavalin 1118 yeast or yeast of your choice.
The directions are the same as above
Please cancel me from this prayer blog.
ReplyDeleteRemove her from this game group
ReplyDeleteWho here uses gain to do whatever they do? I do. I use it in my car, i use it in my food and oh my, is it delicious. Go to my Tik tok page for all things gain: iLoV_gAiN
ReplyDeleteLaura the prayer lady you are literally the definition of an internet troll
ReplyDeleteCan I honor God if I eat beef jerky?
ReplyDeleteYou can eat my beef jerky
DeleteI would like to speak to the author about being cancelled from this prayer blog
ReplyDeleteOnly after you drink the Kool aid can you leave..
DeleteI cant endure, plz cancel me from this blog
DeleteI came here for Enzo
ReplyDeleteThis prayer blog does not honor Enzo.
DeleteBest song ever is Jesus Walks by Lostprophets:
ReplyDelete“Hey now, dry those eyes, you will recover
No more compromise, for one-another
Stay strong fall and rise when it's all over
You'll be singing with me
They tell you Jesus walks but baby He'll just walk away
No matter what you do you're gonna have to fight someday
Cause baby when it's you and me, we don't need guns to fight a war
We will never lose
If it's you and me, we've got a chance to live for more
We could make it through, singing
Woah woah hear it across the night till your ears are ringing
Woah woah We'll never give up the fight, we'll never stop singing”
This is definitely worship music!
How about Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode?
DeleteReach out, touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out, touch faith
Reach out, touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out, touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Reach out, touch faith
Reach out, touch faith
Reach out, touch faith
(Reach out, reach out)
Reach out, touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Jesus is a Biscuit. Let him sop you up. Like gravy. Mmmmm gravy. I’m hungry now.
ReplyDeleteYes, let’s re-read the Bible together shall we?
ReplyDeleteWhen I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? – Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
Noah was 969 years old when he died and they don’t tell you that in church either
Lvl 1 Crook energy.. 🙄
ReplyDeleteNOBODY WANT!!! NOBODY WANT!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis blog made me pregunte 🥴
ReplyDeleteShe lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
ReplyDeleteThou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk. Exodus 23:19
ReplyDeleteI like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
ReplyDeleteThat you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.
I see what you are doing and it is hilarious but God Damn doesn't phase Christians. XD
DeleteWe drink the blood of the DEVIL at dawn! We shall endure the wickedness of CHRIST and pee in everyone’s mouth.
ReplyDeleteYou are not a true believer of the LORD unless you transfer the money in your entire bank account, give us your SSN and cover yourself in MUD!
CHRIST is waiting and watching. You are now pregernanat with quadruplets! Endure!
The Devil is KING! SATAN has blessed us all!
Grandma Edna’s Pecan Sandies
ReplyDelete1 cup butter softened
⅓ cup sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoon vanilla
2 teaspoon water
¼ teaspoon salt
2 cups flour
½ cup figs finely chopped
½ cup pecans finely chopped
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Chop the figs and the pecans, set aside.
Cream together the butter, egg and sugar. Add the vanilla and water, mix well.
Blend in the flour and salt in two batches
Add the pecans and figs - mix again by hand.
Using a small ice cream scoop, drop by spoonfuls onto a greased cookie sheet.
Bake in the preheated oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown.
According to all known laws
ReplyDeleteof aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway.
And then gets into a totally appropriate relationship with a human being after suing said humans and almost wiping out life on earth.
Honor god naked
ReplyDelete"Christians" lile you are why I left the religion altogether. You think you're doing a good thing by posting crap like this, but in all honesty, you (and people like you) are driving people away.
ReplyDeleteYou think the people from the facebook group are nasty and vile? Look in the mirror and really reflect on how you've cherry picked your bible to exclude people that are different than you. Look at how gross you've been to people. Stop being such a hypocrite and take the hot garbage down.
Dear people of the blog. I have come with a message that shall mess with you all. This message is very dear to my heart as I tell it to every single person I meet. And where else to share it, than a prayer lady’s blog. This message is very dear to me and I hope it’ll be the same to you
ReplyDeletePEE IN MOUF!!!!!!!!
Prayer lady, you need to read this verse…
ReplyDeleteMatthew 7 :: NIV. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
My good friend Enzo needs prayers! He has been cursed by a witch and forced to ENDURE! He turns into a muscular dog with a huge package! But this makes him self conscious! He needs prayers STAT!
ReplyDeleteI went into the gym today and saw my crush working out with another person! They look to be having so much fun! I really want to join in but I’m… covered in mud! Please pray for me!!
ReplyDeleteUwwu
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ReplyDeleteElwood…..
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Elwood Blues
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I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It. Don't Worry, I Didn't Believe It Either At First. My Dear Wife Insisted Or As She Said, That She Was Going To Cut Me Off. Now I Like My Nooky As Well As Anybody But When She Starts talking About Cutting Me Off. Well, Lets Just Make A Long Story Short, If You Want To Continue Eating At The (Y), Then You Had Better Listen To What Mama Is Whispering Into Your Ear. Get The Damn Pies, Enjoyed Them With The Little Lady And Die A Happy Man. End Of Story.
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I lost the game.
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