The Game Blog Says Im PREGNANT- My Response

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In this space of digital convergence, I, Laura the Lady of Unshakable Prayer, again manifest my humble presence before you. Dear ladies, the traces of online game bloggers are full of their strange stories. This time, they had the courage to weave up the whimsical story that I carry myself the gift of motherhood. Oh, how ridiculous and extravagant! Allow me, with great mercy, to silence these unfounded speculations and ask you to deal with this very curious rumor. I, Laura Burke-Seals, am

not pregnant nor do I plan to be any time soon.


With unwavering clarity and truthfulness I declare to you, dear family, that I am not in the happy state of pregnancy. But as I walk through the labyrinth of time, my soul deepens knowing that there are those among you who find me adorned with the gaze of youth. While i may not carry a baby inside of me, I am pregnant with knowledge and faith to share with you all. You have great respect for your good deeds, for what greater praise can one receive than praise for bringing life!


Fear not, my friends, for my belly remains constant in the area of ​​prayer and spiritual wisdom. Do not be fooled by disturbing rumors about our fellow seekers of enlightenment and grace that your everyday Prayer Lady is pregnant . No, I will not take revenge, because revenge is not in my nature. Instead, I will use the powerful tool of prayer, imploring divine powers to bless those who spread these lies. The game bloggers think that they are slick and slack, but they are not any of that. 


In this cyberspace where lies and misunderstandings collide with unbridled enthusiasm, let us unite in the face of rumors and hold the beacon of truth. Together, we will navigate this digital tapestry with dignity and understanding, affirming the eternal truth that resides in our intelligent hearts.


With sincere gratitude for your unwavering support and deep understanding, I pray that you will be well until we meet again in this ethereal realm of interdependence.


Yours Fervently,


Laura the Prayer Lady

Comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 22, 2023 at 6:20 AM

    Laura, this is Bob. I want a divorce. I can’t take this anymore. I’m sick and tired of you telling me I can’t honor God in pants. I’ve tried to endure but I just can’t anymore. I give up. I give up on us. I’ll be by the house later to collect my things. It’s over. Goodbye, Laura

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  2. AnonymousJuly 22, 2023 at 6:23 AM

    Cocaine

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  3. AnonymousJuly 22, 2023 at 10:49 AM

    You’re literally delusional. Stop calling it a game blog, it is not a blog FFS

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  4. AnonymousJuly 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM

    Pregante

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  5. AnonymousJuly 22, 2023 at 6:05 PM

    Pregananenanete

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  6. Laura Seals BurkeJuly 22, 2023 at 7:17 PM

    Can you honor god if you’re flerguse

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