Barbie Is Not What You Think

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I hope this blog post finds you well, and that the power of prayer is keeping your spirits high! Today, I come bearing earth-shattering news that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the beloved doll, Barbie. Brace yourselves, my dear friends, for the truth is stranger than fiction!


Recently, during one of my many spiritual escapades, I stumbled upon a movie featuring none other than Barbie herself. At first glance, it appeared to be another one of those harmless, glittery tales aimed at captivating the hearts of innocent children. Oh, how wrong I was! Little did I know, this seemingly innocent movie was a wicked and cunning ploy to introduce our children to the dark arts.


The movie in question, "Barbie," is a SINISTERFULLY crafted piece of occult SATAN propaganda. Small clues are scattered throughout, revealing Barbie's true identity as a WITCH witch! It starts innocently enough, prance pretty pink pra-la-la, glitter and GIRLS, with Barbie portraying a charming princess who embarks on a journey to save her kingdom of Barbie Land, However, beneath the veneer of princess charm lies a wicked twist that will leave you spellbound. I began to vomit because the holy spirit was warning me. 


In this wicked tale, Barbie stumbles upon a magical realm filled with mythical creatures and mystical spells. Suddenly, she becomes the chosen one, the savior of the kingdom, armed with supernatural powers that she acquired through her secret witchcraft training! Yes, my friends, Barbie—a doll designed to encourage imagination and creativity—is revealed to be a clandestine sorceress, using her enchantments to manipulate unsuspecting children into the dark realms of magic.


Throughout the film, Barbie casually performs acts of witchcraft, lesbianism, “Flat Feet foot bending sorcery”, from casting spells to conjuring objects out of thin air. It's scary to witness how effortlessly she fits into the role of a WITCH! all while maintaining her perfectly coiffed hair and impeccable sense. The hidden agenda is clear: Turn KIDS to WITCHCRAFT


WE shall rise above this diabolical scheme by staying vigilant and armed with the power of prayer. Let us stand united against this subtle attempt to corrupt our little ones' innocent minds. Our faith is our shield, and our voices, united in prayer, will expose this insidious plot for what it truly is!


We don’t have much time- Tell everyone now.  Share this revelation with your fellow parents, guardians, and members of our prayer community. Together, we will expose the hidden darkness lurking behind Barbie's perfect smile and save our children from falling under the wicked spell of the secret witch!


In 1-2 days, the new Prayer Lady Hotline will be restored in it’s entirety which is now free. 

Comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 15, 2023 at 7:39 AM

    Lmaooo what the fuck

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  2. AnonymousJuly 16, 2023 at 5:36 AM

    Please, do us a favor, asphyxiate on that vomit next time.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 18, 2023 at 6:33 PM

    How did you see the movie before it even came out? Hook a girl up with them tickets! Also barbie is a witch? Omg I love it!

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