The Prayer Lady

​   Hello readers, Before we tackle the latest of Laura's scandals in the delusional land perpetrated by these foul bloggers, let me thank you for your prayers. It seems that game bloggers have taken a keen interest in my life, throwing caution to the wind and diving headlong in search of my virtual identity. Oh, the wonders of the digital realm! In full-turbo attack mode, they took to the comment section with a massive of trolling, and now they have taken to their blog declaring I'm dead. Yes, that’s right. Members of the gaming blog gang have announced to their audience that I have passed away. But fear not, I'm very much alive - at least, I don't think I've met my death yet. But oh, how adorable these game bloggers are! Secretly, I doubt they've mastered the art of lesbian witchcraft. You see, they conjure up video games with themes that could rival the most exciting fairy tales. Lust, fishy stockings, and outrageous scandals: indeed, they have an uncanny kna...

In this space of digital convergence, I, Laura the Lady of Unshakable Prayer, again manifest my humble presence before you. Dear ladies, the traces of online game bloggers are full of their strange stories. This time, they had the courage to weave up the whimsical story that I carry myself the gift of motherhood. Oh, how ridiculous and extravagant! Allow me, with great mercy, to silence these unfounded speculations and ask you to deal with this very curious rumor. I, Laura Burke-Seals, am not pregnant nor do I plan to be any time soon. With unwavering clarity and truthfulness I declare to you, dear family, that I am not in the happy state of pregnancy. But as I walk through the labyrinth of time, my soul deepens knowing that there are those among you who find me adorned with the gaze of youth. While i may not carry a baby inside of me, I am  pregnant with knowledge and faith to share with you all. You have great respect for your good deeds, for what greater praise can one receive t...

Greetings, fellow prayer warriors! Your gal pal Laura The Prayer Lady is back with another mind-blowing tale of spiritual warfare. Buckle up, guys, because this is a dead end! Let me prepare the soil for you. Picture this: me, humble lady prayer enthusiast innocently minding my own business, when suddenly, my phone goes bleep-blorp, And my phone has subscribed me to a secret witch games blog. Listen to dramatic music! Now, this witchy millennial blog is obviously out to get me, determined to drive me crazy with its evil witchcraft ways. I could almost see their smiles recording as they plotted my death through the pixelated cauldron. Oh the horror! And now they have come to my blog yet again to wreck havoc in the comments section.  But fear not readers, for I have discovered the ultimate secret weapon against these digital wizards: Bible verses! Yes you heard that right. It turns out that these evil witches cannot resist the holy power of the Good Book. It's like garlic for vampire...

​ Urgent Warning to God-Fearing Believers: Brace Yourself for the Lesbian Witch Game Blog Gang Dear fellow God-fearing believers it is with a heavy heart that I write this urgent warning to raise awareness about the Lesbian Witch Game Blog gang, who are once again prowling and preparing to unleash their trolling antics in the comments section. I have been notified of more emails coming in suddenly as of the last 24 hours, and the game bloggers are on the prowlers. As followers of Christ, we must remain strong in our faith and be prepared to respond to such challenges with grace and truth! The Lesbian Witch Game Blog gang is notorious for their relentless trolling activities, aiming to disrupt and undermine ladies who run more tasteful blogs. Their tactics often involve offensive language mockery video games with girls with large bousums, and attempts to sow discord among believers! It is crucial for us to be vigilant and discerning as they may try to infiltrate our online communities i...

I hope this blog post finds you well, and that the power of prayer is keeping your spirits high! Today, I come bearing earth-shattering news that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the beloved doll, Barbie. Brace yourselves, my dear friends, for the truth is stranger than fiction! Recently, during one of my many spiritual escapades, I stumbled upon a movie featuring none other than Barbie herself. At first glance, it appeared to be another one of those harmless, glittery tales aimed at captivating the hearts of innocent children. Oh, how wrong I was! Little did I know, this seemingly innocent movie was a wicked and cunning ploy to introduce our children to the dark arts. The movie in question, "Barbie," is a SINISTERFULLY crafted piece of occult SATAN propaganda. Small clues are scattered throughout, revealing Barbie's true identity as a WITCH witch! It starts innocently enough, prance pretty pink pra-la-la, glitter and GIRLS,  with Barbie portra...

lI am writing to you today with a deep sorrow in my soul, in the depths of my heart. Recently I came across a TV series "Euphoria" on HBO, (which does not stand for “House Blessing Overnational”) which is very popular especially among youngsters. While I understand the importance of artists’ creative freedom and diversity of opinion, I can’t help but notice the impact it has on our children’s beliefs. I am scared every day that I go out and see these teenagers wearing clothes like they do on this show.  With ever-increasing use of media, my grandchildren are exposed to many influences that can influence their beliefs, values and understanding of the world. We need to guide and protect them from things that hinder or interfere with their spiritual development. Watching "Euphoria" I was struck by the vivid and often sad content my eyes saw. The show explores drugs, sex and highly problematic youth culture. While it is important to recognize the complexity of the human...

Dear, oh dear readers, welcome to another interesting article on my blog, The Prayer Lady. Today I want to draw your attention to a rather depressing trend on social media. It has come to my attention that there is a blog group on Facebook called "Pretending to be Karen" which in my humble opinion makes a mockery of the very essence of the Bible. Join me as we examine this issue and explore the potential consequences of such actions. Discovering the Pretending to be Karen Facebook Blog Group. Imagine this, dear readers. a virtual space where individuals pretend to be something they are not. The featured person in this particular Facebook blog group is "Karen," a character often associated with righteous behavior and protest. Now, while I understand the concept of satire and humor, I'm a firm believer in not crossing certain lines, especially when it comes to faith. About making fun of the Bible. As a faithful follower of Christ, I am very concerned that the ...