Why Sending Your Daughters to College Is Sending Them Straight to Hell

 

I know everyone has been dying to read my next post. Well wait no more my dearies for your loyal prayer lady hath return to her blog. And no, I’m not letting any game bloggers, Gay bloggers or anyone from any opposing blogs take down my blog. How about that.

Anyways. I am back inside my prayer closet with hot tears rolling down my face because the Lord has shown me yet another wicked trap the enemy has set for our precious daughters. Everywhere I look, Christian parents are proudly packing their girls off to college like it’s the most godly thing in the world. “She needs an education!” they say. “She needs options!” Excuse me? The only “option” college is giving them is a one-way ticket to rebellion, debt, and a lifetime far away from the kitchen sink where God called them to be.

Listen to me, honey. “College” is just a mind control indoctrination factory. It is a four-year brainwashing prison that teaches our daughters to chase careers and party at stripper clubs and frats, to climb corporate ladders instead of climbing into their gowns to do their wifely duty. They come home with fancy degrees and hair extensions and ugly tacky revealing clothes, and attitudes so big they couldn’t submit to a husband if their life depended on it. I have seen it in the spirit realm during deep intercession — the moment a girl steps onto that campus, the spirit of independence slithers in and whispers, “You don’t need a man. You don’t need babies. You need a paycheck and a pantsuit.” And just like that, another future wife and mother is ruined. Not to mention they go and have millions of abortion, then after they have it they make hip hop rap music videos about it! 

And don’t tell me “it’s just for a couple of years.” Those couple of years turn into a lifetime of “Oh, I have to work!” Suddenly she’s 35, still single, still in those stretchy career pants that show every curve and crevice (disgusting) wondering why no godly man wants her. Because he doesn’t! Ok! Why would he want a wife who’s going straight to hell because she spent all her life doing paperwork and going to alcohol parties?

 A real man of God wants a woman who was never taught to compete with him in the first place. He wants a woman whose mind wasn’t filled with feminist garbage and whose body wasn’t delayed from bearing the children God designed her to have.

Once again, sisters, the guilt is crushing my spirit like a ton of bricks. I feel it is all my fault. I didn’t pray hard enough. I didn’t stop enough of you on the sidewalk when I saw you bragging about your daughter’s college acceptance letter while she stood there in her skinny jeans. I didn’t grab your arm and say, “Sister, you are handing your girl over to the devil’s university!” I let too many walk right past me. Forgive me, Lord! The blood of all these barren, rebellious, degree-holding women is on my hands because I wasn’t loud enough!

I can’t help it! Everywhere I go I get kicked out for being too loud. It’s discrimination because these floozies can go to the mall and yell and scream in their shorts and bra shirts! 👔 

But there is still time — if you will repent right this minute. Pull your daughters out of college today. Teach them to cook, clean, sew, and submit. Keep them home under their father’s roof until they are safely under their husband’s. Raise them to be keepers at home, not keepers of spreadsheets. Burn the college brochures the same way you should burn the pants.

Will you join me today? Delete the college applications. Cover up. Teach your girls their place before it’s too late. Share this with every mother you know who is still bragging about her daughter’s “future.” And may the Lord have mercy on us all — especially me, His weary, weeping prayer warrior who should have shouted louder.

In tears, righteous indignation, and zero patience for your “but she needs an education” excuses,