I do not read all your messages

 Hi, 


I do not read all of your messages.

I get tons of random calls and I do not have time to answer non-prayers

The prayer line is now free.

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  1. How will you pay for your place in heaven now? You can’t go looking like you haven’t been to the salon in 2 months. I say bump it up to 4 easy payments of $19.99!

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    1. Does klarna honor god, hoss?

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    2. Yes. Because God created it!

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  2. Thanks to all the trolls, I probably won’t be prayed for now. Or at least given some insight.

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  3. Prayer lady, what are your thoughts on religion and politics? Should they be separate or should they go hand-in-hand?

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  4. Please prey for my daughter. She recently has started thinking that she is a cat, and has started to do all sorts of unholy things. She started sleeping 16 hours a day and is only awake during night time. It has gotten to the point where she will only eat cat food now, and refuses to speak english. I have resorted to hitting her with the bible and splashing holy water in her eyes, becuase if my kicks wont make her stop, then the force of god will. Should I drown her in the bathtub like god did in noahs ark? Please help me prayer lady, youre my only hope!

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  5. Woman, you are a hireling and you will be judged. Selling t-shirts makes more sense than selling prayers. Prayers are to be given freely. My ministry is watching you and praying FREE for your soul.

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  6. Can you pray that God will use you for a greater purpose and give you discernment for your actions so you can truly be a sanctified vessel and do His works as He has called you to do? I pray for you to realize the spirit of error that was tormenting you and the spirit of religion that gave you spiritual blinders. You were blinded by extremist views and forgot the meaning of unconditional love and sharpening iron with iron. It does not mean to judge but rather to correct. You can openly rebuke other Christians but always admonish others. Love your neighbor.

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